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PURSUE OF A CRACK DRABBLE -APHTHE PURSUE OF A CRACK DRABBLE:
The Tired Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, France and England went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and France hit England in his cheek with a big sick iceball. It hurt a lot, but France kissed it happily and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really pretty snow man!" France said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" England said. "That would be more green and politically correct."
"I know," France said. "We can make a snow unicorn. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up suckishly and made a three snow unicorn. France put on a America for the hand. The unicorn was almost as big as England.
"It looks plump," France said stupidly. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," England said and held up a purple THE GAME. "I found this in Soviet Russia." He put THE GAME onto the unicorn's hea
More USUK DRABBLESI'm Dreaming Of A Arrogant Christmas
It was Christmas Eve. Arthur sat Lovely in the room, sipping Passionate eggnog.
He looked at the Hot Hamburger hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Alfred had hung it there, just before they looked at each other Sweetly and then fell into each other's arms and Snogged each other's Chest.
If only I hadn't been so Cute, Arthur thought, pouring a Tender amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Alfred might not have got so Sweet and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a Rough tear and held his Butt in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a Carefree voice lifted Shyly up in song.
I'm dreaming of a Arrogant Christmas
Just like a cloudy day, waiting to clear up
Arthur ran to the door. It was Alfred, looking Clueless all over with snow.
"I missed you Huskily," Alfred said. "And I wanted to Snog your Chest again."
Arthur hugged Alfred and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Alfred said.
"I think so too," Ar
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